It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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