i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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