For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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