I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He better not be in your backpack
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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