Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so explain again why im purple
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is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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