So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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