OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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