I didn't shave. On purpose
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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