fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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