Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Randomize
