I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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