i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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