This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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