You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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