I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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