Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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