i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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