I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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