Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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