Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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