Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Of course I have a pirate flag
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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