I didn't shave. On purpose
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
