He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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