You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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