weddingsv make me drug and hornr
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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