she was so not down for the gang bang
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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