She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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