I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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