It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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