The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
please don't ironically join a cult
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