just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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