And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
