so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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