im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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