im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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