Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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