I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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