I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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