At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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