he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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