Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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