OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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