we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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