Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You can't special order awesome
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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