So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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