"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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