is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
