he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
