Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Church boner. Awkwardddd
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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