We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
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it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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