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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo

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(850): View more from Florida

The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.

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(619): View more from California

You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes

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(530): View more from California

It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.

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(936): View more from Texas

Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.

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I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven

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(651): View more from Minnesota

My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.

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