glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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