Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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