Your tits are I can't wait for
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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