Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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